No matter where one turns these days, it seems nearly impossible to escape the news of the latest company or industry to unravel. So to challenge the status quo of doom and gloom, and to inject a layer of much needed levity, our series presents satirical articles of different industries in crisis. This week, we turn to two short, humorous bulletins.
From Daily Comedy:
Six Flags Bankruptcy
Due to the slumping economy, Six Flags is filing for Chapter 11 bankruptcy protection. Ironically, when they get to bankruptcy court, they'll have to wait in a line a mile long for two hours only to realize later that this ride really sucks.
Banks Want to Return $68 Billion in Bailout Money
Banks want to return $68 billion in bailout money to the government. They were upset at all the hidden fees.
[Image via Six Flags.]
